If deaf people go crazy do they hear voices in their head?
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If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?
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Is there another word for synonym?
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Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
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Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they worried someone will clean them?
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Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?
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Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clown because they taste funny?
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What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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Find your way back to my Eldyn's Grove II - Hint - There's can be only one!